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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Why does she leave things in the microwave?

Posted by Patrick Corkum on April 9, 2010

You know, I don’t know what it is, but it seems I get in trouble with my wife for forgetting the dumbest things, yet she gets away with practically murder on a daily basis . I mean, sure, I forget to do things on occasion. Usually she’ll tell me to remember to do something that is hours or days away and I get in trouble with her each time, long after the fact <Regardless of whether or not she even remembered herself up until that point.> So, I forgot to change the headlight in the car. She acts as if though it is like the end of the world as we know it. Now her, she uses the microwave like  it’s one of those off-site, long term storage places. Day after day after day, I find random food and drinks in the microwave. The other day, I found wings in the microwave that she was supposed to feed us for dinner the night before when we had guests over. I find a variety of teas and drinks that have their own eco-system because they have been in there so long. I find her breakfast left in the microwave, from two days ago! Now, I don’t know if she went and got something else to eat, but if not, it sure explains why she disappears from sight when she turns sideways.

Anyway, I am just saying, maybe she could lighten up a little on me when I keep forgetting to take down the Christmas lights until the end of March!!

Comments

5 Responses to “Why does she leave things in the microwave?”
  1. Brooke says:

    Hi Patrick! Your post made me laugh. I’m visiting from the UBP!

    Hope to see you at mine!

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  2. Kristin says:

    Thanks for the laugh Patrick. I was looking at some of your prior posts and I have to say that you have gorgeous children.

    Visiting from UBP.

  3. Too funny! I just did this the other night. I made cauliflower for my daughter and myself (husband won’t touch it) for dinner and must have gotten distracted because I found it the next morning when I went to make breakfast. OOPS!!!

  4. Elizabeth says:

    My mom does that. My dad gives her a headache about it all the time! LOL Followed you from the UBP.

  5. Hi, I’m stopping by from the UBP. This post is a little too true, LOL! I have 3 kids that pull me in differents directions then I get distracted :)

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